键盘侠火箭需要你吗KD躺赢buff再现其价值遭火蜜“质疑”

双方数据：

火箭（5-2）：阿门28分10板7助2断、申京20分16板7助、伊森16分5板1助、史密斯16分4板2助、奥科吉13分3板3助2断、谢泼德12分1板1助2断、杜兰特11分4板5助、卡佩拉6分10板2助、泰特2分、格林1板、霍勒迪1助。

灰熊（3-6）：斯潘塞19分2板2助、莫兰特17分5板8助、阿尔达马16分4板1助2断、兰代尔11分3板1助、威廉姆斯10分4板3助、杰克逊9分6板1助5帽、韦尔斯8分3板1助、科沃德7分9板4助2断、贝西4分5板1助、波普4分3板2助2断、霍尔2分2板1助、斯莫尔2分、普罗斯珀1板。

[–]Fire_Demon-215 186 points 3 hours ago

Kd had a rough night and the rockets still won in a blowout. I know that feels nice

球迷：杜兰特今夜手凉如铁，火箭竟狂胜如卷席。此等快感，尔等凡夫可懂否？

[–]Rocketsshameless_chicken 57 points 3 hours ago

Yea that’s correct

火箭球迷：然也！然也！一楼的兄台所言极是…

[–]d3sdinova 44 points 3 hours ago

kd was the 7th highest scorer for us with 11 pts lol

球迷：杜兰特得分仅列全队第七，区区11分而已，笑煞吾也！

[–]RocketsLiteral_Doctor 21 points 3 hours ago

We ran an 8 man rotation too. He only outscored capela.

火箭球迷：吾火八人轮战，杜郎之得分竟只胜卡佩拉-这只没吃饱的饼王乎？

[–]Rocketsfree_reezy 24 points 3 hours ago

DO WE EVEN NEED KEVIN DURANT BRRRR

火箭球迷：杜朗当真吾火之必需乎？

[–]Imaginary-Ebb-1724 147 points 3 hours ago

Morant loud quit JJJ quiet quit They both hate their offence

球迷：莫兰特嚷嚷着摆烂，JJJ暗搓搓躺平，二人皆嫌进攻烂，相看两厌徒伤悲。

[–][MEM] Kyle AndersonKingSwagamemnon 64 points 3 hours ago

Ja is being a bad player and a worse leader but I think we all hate their offense. Isalo and JJJ have to be privately grateful to Ja for how everyone is just blaming him.

灰熊球迷：莫兰特真是既菜且迷，当然了，灰熊的进攻确实是人看人厌。有莫兰特这只倒霉蛋吸引媒体火力，灰熊主教练和JJJ天天躲被窝里笑。

[–]GrizzliesTitanTigers 24 points 3 hours ago

For real. He's taking all the heat for literally everyone regression except for Landale and Coward. Wells and KCP have especially been fucking terrible

灰熊球迷：真实了！灰熊全队稀烂，就莫兰特一人背锅，也就兰代尔与科沃德能看...韦尔斯和波普这俩尤其过分，外卖员送菜上门 - 菜到家了！

[–]Netstherealchappy24 96 points 3 hours ago

Durant’s gravity is lowkey insane, grizzlies were mobbing him on every play

篮网球迷：杜君引力暗藏玄机，灰熊通局围剿如临大敌！

[–][BKN] Vince Carterjpw0w 34 points 3 hours ago

really miss that mf on the Nets

篮网球迷：忆往昔篮网岁月，思杜公不禁浊泪两行，呜呼哀他妈的！

注：2020-2022年，杜兰特曾在篮网效力。

[–]Netstherealchappy24 9 points 3 hours ago

You and me both

篮网球迷：楼上的兄台与在下，同为天涯断肠人！55555555

[–][BKN] Vince Carterjpw0w 60 points 3 hours ago*

KD was getting murdered with double teams football type defense seriously he hasn't shot a single FT this game.. refereeing in NBA is some mafia shit

篮网球迷：杜兰特全场遭双人包夹，跟打橄榄球似的，整场却零罚球，裁判莫非是窝藏在NBA的黑手党卧底？

[–]Rocketsraul_p 48 points 3 hours ago

Vibes are at an all-time low in Memphis. Morant quiet-quitting. TA arrested on drug charges. KCP might be the worst player in the NBA. Hey, at least Cam Spencer is a fucking baller.

火箭球迷：孟菲斯的士气跌至谷底了啊…莫兰特神隐，托尼·阿伦涉毒，波普成联盟吊车尾了，所幸还有斯潘塞，至少他他娘的还是有点东西的。

[–]RocketsDisgruntled_Fridge 64 points 3 hours ago

Really feels like Jabari has made a mini leap and is just a really solid starter now, and a guy you can count on (despite the turnovers and fouls tonight lol)

火箭球迷：小贾巴里有点小开窍，已成可靠首发大将（不过今晚失误犯规多了点哈…）

[–]SpursSunKing210 27 points 3 hours ago

I don’t know why he always received so much hate, a guy with that frame and both shooting/defense potential is very rare to find He’d be so damn great for my Spurs and I’m jealous he’s a Rocket

马刺球迷：搞不懂小贾巴里为啥老是被黑啊，就他这身高还能射善防的，香得要死好吗！要是在我们马刺队该多好，火箭队还真是艳福不浅…

[–]Inevitable-Flan-7390 26 points 3 hours ago

KD had a rough shooting night after getting doubled on almost every possession he had the ball, but he had some really nice dimes passing into the paint. Sengun with a cool 20-16, Amen with 28, and my man Jaesean Tate getting a bucket in garbage time lol

球迷：杜兰特每个回合都被双人尾行，深陷左右为男的境地却还送出了几个妙传！申京20+16，阿门28分，吾爱泰特在垃圾时间还捡了2分，给我看美了，哈哈哈哈哈！

[–]RocketsSelf_Stimulation 35 points 3 hours ago

ethical 28/10/7 from Amen sheesh

火箭球迷：阿门28+10+7，这数据…嘶…啊…key莫鸡…

[–]RocketsEfficient-Swimmer794 37 points 3 hours ago

Amen Thompson has been must-see-tv the last couple games the Rockets have played.

火箭球迷：最近几场，阿门已然是当红小生了，是必看的角儿啊！

[–]GrizzliesProjinator 16 points 3 hours ago

This team is so ass lol

灰熊球迷：我熊…好菜啊…哈哈哈哈…55555….

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 5 points 3 hours ago

Rough shooting night for KD but others stepped up esp Amen Thompson

猛龙球迷：杜郎神箭失准仍可胜，众将挺身救主，再看阿门超神！！

[–]BucksJoeAlexanderYi 3 points 3 hours ago

That Memphis coach is not it man. He’s already lost that locker room them boys ready to LEAVE

雄鹿球迷：灰熊主教练是真不太行啊，更衣室都炸了啊喂！人心散了，你告诉我队伍怎么带？

[–]GrizzliesSaladCoffee 2 points 3 hours ago

Mike Malone, welcome to Memphis

灰熊球迷：恭迎马龙大师，速来孟菲斯救火！

[–]NBALAudre41 2 points 3 hours ago

kd couldnt buy a bucket but they still triple teamed him

球迷：杜兰特百射不中，却仍享三英战吕布之待遇…

[–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwanBigPapaJ 2 points 3 hours ago

KD can’t hang with these cats

火箭球迷：只能说杜兰特和这些阿猫阿狗玩不到一起…

[–]RocketsEbenezerAD 3 points 3 hours ago

Lmao did you watch the game？

火箭球迷：你到底看没看比赛啊，我的啤酒肚都要被你笑破了！！哈哈哈

[–]Netstherealchappy24 3 points 3 hours ago

Not if he’s saying that lmao

篮网球迷：敢出此言者，必是闭目听战之辈也，哈哈哈哈！！

[–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwanBigPapaJ 2 points 3 hours ago

Nothing gets past yall.

火箭球迷：你们眼睛真贼啊…我就暗搓搓地说了这么一句，还是被你们给抓到了….

[–]Netstherealchappy24 2 points 3 hours ago

U right

篮网球迷：然也！恶贼！休逃！！

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